I will NOT ACCEPT sites that use hardcore pics on their main pages. Be sure you do not have hardcore pics on your banners, etc. I don't want to see them on your sponsor either. As well, BE SURE TO HAVE A LINK TO YOUR SPONSORS 2257 on your site's main page. (it wouldn't hurt to have it on all the pages).
*note* If you are a newbie at this feel free to apply, just be sure of the rules. If you are not sure of any particular term used here you may find it on this page. (this will come up in a new window for you so you don't lose your place.)
Yes, I have rules and I expect them to be followed. It's a long list and due to the stupidity of some people it's getting longer, but they are mostly rules in general. Here they are:
1) NO ILLEGAL SHIT. If I find anything like CP, beastality, rape, etc. I'll report you in a heartbeat. And if the models even 'look' like they aren't of age I'll not add your site. NO references to under age, scat or beast sex, etc.
- I won't accept sites that say "barely legal' either. And that means it can't say it on the sponsor either! Be extremely careful when submitting to this section. I'm very picky here.
- None of the following shit either: mommies fucking young b*ys... or dads fucking young g*rls... etc... you get my drift. I won't accept your site if it's on your sponsors ads either!
- There's absolutely no reason to make something 'sound' almost illegal or illegal. I want nothing that even states b*ys or g*rls. There's a lot of other words to describe male and female.
2) NO words/references even hinting at anything illegal in your meta tags or on your pages. And if you are doing anime, don't even think of putting words in your meta's that are related to things a kid may do a search for. I read meta's!
3) If you use the 'no right click' script, forget it. I want to be able to read your source easily.
4) I DO NOT accept pee sites, scat, anything that depicts non-consentual sex, pain, violence, etc. If you don't find it on my list of niches, I don't accept it. If you have a question because your site kind of falls between something, then email me and ask me or click HERE and you may find where your site goes. If you submit such a site I will automatically ban you.
5) Recip is required and please have it in place before submitting and don't bury it somewhere. Either use one of the buttons provided or a text link is fine if you want to save bandwidth. I expect it to be on the page url you are submitting and with 4-11 other LL links. Not lost somewhere or on a banner farm. Do Not Hotlink - right click and save it to your own server. My recip link MUST be ABOVE your enter link. "RECIP LINKS ARE HERE" Point the link to http://beefcakesbabes.com/pornlist/ BE SURE TO PUT THE / AT THE END OF THE URL!!!
6) Write your description in one PROPER sentence and describe your site's content to the best of your ability. And.... use punctuation. Put a fucking period at the end of the sentence and capitalize the first letter of the sentence. Geezzzzz does no one know how to write a freakin sentence anymore?? Don't say college co-ed when it's actually a mature woman!! Don't write me a book either. Just one sentence and try to be a bit creative so it stands out. If it just says the same thing all the rest do it won't provide as many hits as you would like.
7) Your site must have a title and capitalize the first letter of each main word. REPEAT.... Capitalize the FIRST LETTER OF EACH MAIN WORD. So it would look like this: Man Loves to Bang Woman. NOT like these: MAN LOVES TO BANG WOMAN or Man loves to bang woman....
8) Don't name your site the same thing all the time. Repeat names will be declined. Get creative.
9) Don't submit the same template every day. It can get boring fast, to me and your surfers. Do the same thing over and over and I'll simply ban you for wasting my time.
10) NO banner farms
11) You must have an Index page of some sort (enter, index, warning, etc.) and a Content Warning on that page! However this does not mean index42 or whatever, NO numbered index's. Learn to make a proper mirror site. And that's the page you submit. Not a page of pics, etc. Your Index page! And YES, I do accept mirror sites. However only send me one mirror site of any particular site you make and be sure it follows these rules. If you don't know how to do a proper mirror site, I suggest you join an Adult Webmaster website and learn.
12) at least 20 pics (no more than 30) on your site and no fuzzy/blurry poor quality pics. If you are using free content pics that's fine, there are some good quality ones out there. If you have a movie site you must have at least 6 movies on it. And if you have a story site at least 10 stories on it. For the time being I am accepting ready made galleries but it would be nice is you took the time to tinker with them a bit so they don't look like everyone else's ready made galleries. Remember folks, I'm a webmaster too and probably have the same sponsors so I've seen them all before.
13) PICTURES - no pics on html pages. Link them to your /images directory or wherever you have them on your server. Saves surfer's time and saves you space on your server.
- Pics should be at least x 600 on the long side.
14) No pop ups, consoles, new windows or re-sizing windows to take over the entire screen. This also means no cute little javascripts that ask you if you want to download something. Don't piss your surfers off in other words. Or me. And NO auto downloads, even those damned language ones.
15) No blind links.
16) All pages and content must be on the same domain.
17) No more than 3 links to sponsors per page (be it banner, text or a combination of both) and if you have a money bar at the bottom, it counts as however many links are on it, not one. Don't try to sneak links in thinking just one or two extra won't hurt. Btw, I allow counters and don't count them as a link out.
- *NOTE* if your sponsor links lead me to a pop up hell don't expect to be added either. If it pisses me off, it will piss my surfers off and your own! Think about it. You don't need a sponsor that exits with 9 pop ups or frustates the hell out of your surfer to the point he/she accidentally clicks off your site to get out of the pop up hell. That's bullshit and no sales for you. Do you really think they're going to go back to your site after that? If I click on a link for your sponsor and I can't get out of their page and keep getting other ads, I won't add you.
18) No FPA's (full page ads)
19) No TGP's, AVS or Paysites. This LL is for free sites only.
20) No free email addresses (yahoo/hotmail/lycos, etc). Use your real email.
21) No sites using an I.P. address instead of a domain name.
22) No free sites (geocities/tripod/angelfire/whatever). AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE ON A SERVER THAT ACCEPTS ADULT SITES. Get yourself a domain name. The only free site I will accept is "Adult Places". And that is the only exception I'll make.
23) Fill out the form completely and correctly. There are 8 things to fill in, it's not rocket science.
24) Don't use an Auto Submitter. If you do you'll have all your links pulled and you'll end up on my blacklist.
25) BE SURE TO TYPE IN THE CORRECT URL. If I get a 404 page I won't add you. You will be removed as well if your pages don't come up when I'm checking them. I check often. If your server happens to be down, let me know. We've all encountered server problems so I know what it's like.
26) IF YOU REMOVE MY RECIP LINK, I'll remove you and I'll blacklist you. And I share my blacklist with several other LL's.
27) DO NOT CHANGE YOUR SITE AFTER SUBMITTING IT. I don't give a rats ass if you make 30 mirror sites of it but DON'T change the one you submit to me. This will also get you banned and blacklisted.
28) And this one which you'll probably find no where else.. Don't use florescent colours or dark text on dark background/light text on light background. Why? Because I'm colourblind and if I can't see it neither can a large percentage of other people that have visual/colour problems which means you are losing potential customers! I'm not telling you how to make your site, just that I won't accept these kind.
- This may sound really stupid however it's become apparent that it needs to be added. NO NON-REVELANT KEYWORDS! I don't care if they are in your meta's or on the site. I'm seeing more and more of this shit lately and I don't like it. It's cheating (trying to get better se positions) and it pisses me off to see words k*ds may be doing legitimate searchs for in meta's or on the damn site itself that may bring them to porn. If I see any irrelevant words or sentences or groups of words on your site or in your meta's you will be banned. There's no need to do it.
- overused content. I'm getting rather tired of getting the same pics used over and over again from the same people. Either buy yourself some content or use a different sponsor with different content or find a new niche.
- I do not accept the sponsor 'parentalsecrets'. So if your niche is mature and you are using them don't submit to me.
DO NOT USE D*sney or anything like it for your exit!!! I won't accept any site that uses anything for an exit that younger people may search for! Sell your exit.... Do us both a big favour and GO TO TOP BUCKS who have several products you can use that are non adult (spam/spyware removers, etc) but can put some money in your pocket for an exit instead of using google or yahoo or D*sney. Believe me, yahoo and google or altavista don't need your link to them to find them. Use the link above and make yourself some money on your exit!!
And last but certainly not least.... no hardcore on your main page!
Use a freakin period at the end of your sentence!!!! Check your photos and make sure they work!! And click on your ads, if you get stuck in them, don't submit to me!!!
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